craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

(via devonaokiofficial)




WELCOME TO SEA WORLD YOU LITTLE FUCKERS

WELCOME TO SEA WORLD YOU LITTLE FUCKERS

(via death-by-lulz)



yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

(via potatoandotherwise)